My Cousin was at my home yesterday. He looked really sad. I couldn't stand it any longer. So I asked him why he was so upset. (See I am such a good person)
Anyways, he started off telling his Diet program was not working and he really had to do something about his weight. He had also read this article on Obesity and felt that he was a victim now for a Heart Attack or High Blood pressure.
(OK - I knew what his next question would be - Will you join me for morning walks?)
Hey - I can't wake up that early. And I even can't walk that far everyday...
So even before he could say a thing, I said, "Don't worry. I will mail you a few tips to loose your weight."
He was really happy and then left. I didn't know any tips. Nor any suggestions...
So I decided to mail him this -
Excuses why my New Year's Resolutions to lose weight end in failure -
I wasn't getting enough to eat on One diet so I had to go on Four.
Its winter and I need the extra insulation to keep me warm.
I went to the gym and somebody was on my machine. So I realized everything happens for a reason and it wasn't meant for me.
I have to buy junk food for the kids even though they don't really need that stuff. And I don't actually have any kids or know any kids.
I messed up and ate a chip on Day 5 so I gave up until next year's resolutions.
Turns out I didn't really mean it.
I know, he is going to be really mad. But, maybe he will lose some weight running to my house :)