Yesterday was another day of complete boredom. To reduce the level of boredom, I decided to watch Television.
Sometimes, watching that box can ruin a day further. Yesterday was one such day.
I was channel hopping. It is something that you do when you browse channels from 1 to 999 not realizing many of them are a repetition!
I landed on a really hideous TV program, "The Moment of Truth". The humiliation and the type of questions were disgusting. So I managed to change to Cartoons, sorry National Geographic...
Maybe, its time for me to confess the Truth. Since I don't have any lie detectors around, I decided to choose what was true and false.
Note - Anything in Bold is False or simply not True!
I managed to punch a guy. All he did was steal candy from me.
I learned Karate. I have attained the Black Belt.
OK, I have reached Green Senior. I've got my belts by cheap bribery!
I defeated my cousin sister in Tug of War. I was 17 then and she was 8.
I have never troubled my neighbor. We are very good friends...
Some guy on TV said Candies aren't good for my teeth. I have never had one since.
I respected my Teachers. And have never teased them.
I am an Astronaut. NASA refused to accept my talent. I am destined to be an Astronaut.
I wasn't the one who broke two Cameras, my Television and its Remote.
I visited Harry Potter in Hogwarts. He was impressed with my Witchcraft abilities. I am a Part time Witch!
So, that was a lot of lying. Hit me on the head for every lie. And use only a Pillow!
I wonder how many times I would have been buzzed if was on that show. At least, I didn't humiliate myself on National Television!