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The next day, Harry, Pong and Hermione were at Horrid's hut. Pong knocked on the door.
The giant flung open the wooden door and said "Hey guys,"
"Hi Horrid. We were wondering if we could talk to you about something."
"Sure. But I won't be sharing any candies and my chocolate cake."
"Okay." Hermione smiled. Harry and Pong weren't happy though.
"Okay, so what do you want to know?" Horrid spoke with cake in his mouth.
"It's about Professor Escape. He's been trying to get past that three headed clown."
"Hey," Horrid was surprised. "Who told you about Clowny?"
"Clowny?" Hermione screamed. "That thing has a name?"
"Of course it does. Everyone has a name. So, I decided to give it a name too. I brought him at a Circus. They were forcing the poor guy to juggle. I gave him a piece of this chocolate cake and he followed me," Horrid pointed at the cake.
"But Professor Escape said mean things to Harry." Hermione interrupted.
"Like?"
"Getting sucked into a Vacuum cleaner."
"I was about to say that..." Pong said.
"And then there was the swallowing a dust ball and ending up being French fries."
"Again, I was about to say that. He even stared at me." Pong added.
"What does that have to do with saying mean things to Harry?" Horrid demanded.
"I had to say something," Pong looked up. Horrid, Harry and Hermione ignored him.
"Anyway," Harry said. "Why do you need a three headed clown in a school?"
"Listen to me. All three of you," Horrid cleared his throat. "What that Clown is guarding is strictly between Professor Dumpydoor and Nicholas Smell."
"What kind of a name is that? And who is Nicholas Smell?"
"No more questions. Now, leave. I've got to finish this cake."
Harry, Hermione and Pong left Horrid's hut. Harry kept wondering who Nicholas Smell was while Pong was thinking about the Chocolate cake.
Hermione looked at Harry and said "You should go to the Library and look for Nicholas Smell, Harry."
"I am scared of the dark. Why don't you guys come along."
"You're a real Potato. Nobody will recognize you."
"Even though that doesn't make any sense, I'll go." Harry said.
That night, Harry found himself in the library. After looking for Nicholas Smell everywhere, he managed to find a book. It spoke about why Nicholas had got that name. It said - Three years of avoiding a bath, he deserved that name. So kids, remember to take a bath.
Harry searched everywhere. All the books spoke about Nicholas Smell not taking a bath. None of them had anything about the thing Clowny was guarding.
Finally, harry left the library disappointed. He was now lost and couldn't find his way back to the Dormitory. He kept walking and arrived at a large classroom. This particular room was never used. It was dusty. But propped against the wall was a huge mirror.
The mirror looked like it didn't belong in that room. It looked as if someone had just put it there to keep it out of the way.
Harry moved nearer to the mirror and stepped in front of it. It was a reflection of a Supermarket. There were shelves on both the sides. The shelves were filled with vegetables. Most of them were potatoes. In between them were two odd veggies. There was Broccoli and Spinach. To his surprise, harry found them waving back at him.
"Hello Harry." there was a voice from behind. Harry jumped and fell on his back.
"Why did you scare me," Harry looked at the man. "Professor Dumpydoor?"
"Sorry about scaring you Harry. So, you have found this Mirror too."
"Sir, I was just," Harry said.
"So what do you see in it, Harry?"
"A Supermarket with lots of potatoes. I forgot to tell you earlier," Harry said. "Saving the potatoes was my job. But, I..."
"You forgot about it and got on the train to Togwarts." Professor Dumpydoor smiled. "I am glad you did Harry. There was a huge potato sale that day. The people at the Supermarket might have picked you off the shelves. You're a real Potato remember?" (to be continued)
Monday, August 2, 2010
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A 3 headed clown! On top of that you won't share the candies....... Saving potatoes is a good thing! Your brain is wired well!
ReplyDeleteThis Wed I am sitting down and reading all of these. I must do it!!
ReplyDeleteThe 3 headed clown.... Interesting. I know Professor Escape, he's soooo mean.... I love that you used Horrid instead of Hagrid. Hahaha....
ReplyDeleteA wonderful post to start my day, full of fun.
ReplyDeleteLoved iot.
Yvonne.
As ever Mr S you've set me up for the day - no the week! Great episode lookng forward to the next:)
ReplyDeleteThere is something a bit creepy about clowns, I agree.;)) Thus one with three heads must be a nightmare to encounter.;))
ReplyDeleteI always enjoy reading about what Harry Potato is up to.;))
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Can't miss a potato sale!
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Three headed clown? Oh, goodness me. Not gonna sleep tonight... :P
ReplyDeletehey i resemble that...i was a clown once...lol. wonderful continuation mr. s....
ReplyDeletelol! A three-headed clown forced to juggle? I'm so glad that Horrid lured him away with the cake!
ReplyDeleteI think the nightmare for me would be having broccoli wave at me!
Thanks for the laughs, Mr. Stupid! I can't wait to see what comes next!
Just what I needed to start my day ~ I can deal so much better with 3 headed clowns than what is currently on the news. As always Mr. S ~ thank you.
ReplyDeleteA one headed clown is bad enough let alone one with three heads!
ReplyDeleteI want some of that cake!
Nicholas Smell who didn't take a bath!! ha ha :) I would be miles away from him rather than seeking any more information from him :) ..and I am so glad Harry survived that potato sale early in his life :D
ReplyDeleteGreat post, as always, Mr. Stupid - clowns send shivers down my spine! I always know where to come when I want a good laugh, and I always feel happy when the next instalment of this brilliant series is published :D
ReplyDelete3 headed clown would scare me to death!
ReplyDeleteYou come up with the cutest names for these characters! LOL! I think I'd get too distracted when someone talks to me with food on their face. No actually, I'd get too distracted, I'll let the person know so he/she can wipe his face.
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ReplyDeleteI feel like reading the real Happy Potter...
lovely writing!
many thanks.
I like that Horrid's priorities. YOu never fail to entertain with your creativity, Mr.S.
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WTH? Looks like someone here is high on weed. Is there a moral to this story? Can you write something erotic... maybe something that happens between Hermione and the potato. ;-)
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This was most amusing and now I will be looking at my potatoes wondering if they have names. Fun read :)
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I wonder what Harry Potato will discuss about with Professor Dumpydoor, besides potato sales.
ReplyDeleteThe name Nicholas Smell made me laugh.
Mr.S, you're very imaginative indeed... and creative minded...
ReplyDeleteThe three headed clown...oh nooo!!!
You have my full attention. Clowns scare the bejesus outa me..
ReplyDeleteahhh potatoes... i have so many here right now that i could....well maybe feed the neighborhood!! possibly the world - okay probably not the world.... what will the exciting conculsion be?!
ReplyDeleteNick hasn't had a bath in 3 years? Why that's just plain disgusting. He could probably grow vegetables in his armpits. Yucko!
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Stingy!!!Stingy!!! To not share the sweets.lol
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BWUAHAHAHAHA! "You're a real Potato, remember?"
ReplyDeleteI must go back and read more of these gems of yours. I'm a certified Potter-geek, so it only fits that I also become a certified Potato-geek.
Also, you've got a bit of a award on my blog today. Well, actually, you're getting all of it. Not just a corner or something. If by "all" you mean shared with other people... I think you'll have to go there to find out...
I'm enjoying this. Thanks.
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Happy Monday!
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I would follow anybody for a nice piece of chocolate cake! Thanks for the laugh, I love coming here and reading your adorable stories...
ReplyDeleteHahaha Nicolas Smell and oh, the potato sale!
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This is just right for a gloomy Thursday!
Good day Mr. S!
You had me at the three headed clown..me laughing my you know what off and why oh why do you haunt my dreams so with that scary clown? :))
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i wouldn't like to be harry potato nor nicholas smell ewwwwww :p
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The adventure continues...
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'to be continued'...oh the torture! LOL~
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